Q: What do you get when Koala Lamp marries Ben Hur?
A: Koala Lamp Hur

rosiedee and I collaborated on this comic. I supplied the joke, she did the drawing. I've never had a joke of mine put into comic form, and I really like the way it turned out. It's pretty much exactly what I had imagined when I explained the joke to her.

Q: Why did The Eagles get caught smuggling poached animal parts out of Africa?
A: 'Cause there ain't no way to hide your lion eyes

Q: Did you hear that Justin Timberlake is collaborating on a remake of The Dark Crystal?
A: Yeah, he's Bringing Skeksi Back.

Q: Who entertains the dwarves while they're mining for treasure?
A: The Mimes of Moria

Q: Where do they cook the food in Helm's Deep?
A: Helm's Kitchen

Q: What does the last employee to leave the photo shop say at the end of the day?
A: Good night, sweet prints

Q: Who's the most popular actress in Gondor?
A: Lindsay Rohan

Q: What does Busta Rhymes order at a Mexican restaurant?
A: Quesadillios

Q: How do you advertise in the jungle?
A: Gorilla marketing

Q: How do you advertise at the CDC?
A: Viral marketing

Q: What did Mary Kay Letourneau's principal say when he fired her for sleeping with her student Ken?
A: Those who do Ken, can't teach.

Q: What did Bell Biv Devoe sing when they got dissed by a French mermaid?
A: "That girl is poisson"

"World of Pain", a French bakery.

Did you hear about the wall they're building down by the Washington/Oregon border?
It's called the "Great Wall-a Walla Walla"

From Venessa's mom's boyfriend, Dan...
Q: What were James Brown's last words?
A: I don't feel so good.


Q: How do cops wish each other a merry christmas?
A: Police Navidad

Q: What's Bill Gates' middle name?
A: Ionaire

Q: Who guards the grapes in france?
A: Bordeaux Guards.

Q: What kind of carpet did the Eskimos install in their igloo?
A: Berber

Q: Why did Mozart have to go Bach to the grocery store?
A: He forgot to put Schubert on his Chopin Liszt.

update: even more punny now.

Thought of this while boating over the weekend:

Q: What issue did Sandra Day O'Connor and William Rehnquist argue when their boat's motor broke down?

A: Row vs Wade.

Fucking With Strangers' 101: http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?itemid=12500442

This will be on the midterm. As will the prime number shitting bear. It will be multiple choice to be sure to bring a mothafuckin scantron, be-atch!

That reminds me of a joke, told to me at least 1000x, but most recently by ?? at Beth's on Saturday night...The Alcohol is keeping me from remembering who said it. Perhaps it was Our Waitress Slash Travis's Long Lost Sister Slash Sick Love Interest :P

Q: What does Snoop use to whiten his linens?





A: BLEEATCH!